FOR PIA ON THE DAY AFTER HER BIRTHDAY

I'm pissing in the bathroom of an
AA meeting on Sullivan Street in New
York City. A famous actor is pissing
next to me. His first movie is one
of my favorite movies. As a teenager
I tried to dress and talk like he did.
Now I know what you're thinking and
the answer is:
No. I didn't try to look at his dick.